how to give an awful handjob

listinthings:

  • be unaware of where the penis is
  • scream into the penis
  • use the back of your hand
  • slap the penis and call it “buddy”
  • condescend to the penis
  • set your hand on fire




myheartisyours-x:

Kristen Stewart with friend out in LA (x)


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are you shitting me you’re so pretty wtf

omg sHUT UP LAUREN HAVE U SEEN UR FACe SERIOUSLY U BABE (nd omg thank u u peach :’))


ahhhh omg babe it looks amazing!!!! (ALSO I DON’T GET TO SAY THIS OFTEN ENOUGH BUT YOU ARE SUCH A CUTIE OMG <3333)
idsfjgfdj I AM CLUTCHING MY FACE RN omg babeee thank u god u are the best thank u seriously :’)